tumblr in a nutshell is really just “welcome to my crawl space let me tell you about my favorite characters and my childhood trauma look at these pretty pictures” and it’s still the most functional social media somehow
It is the most functional because you have full control of what comes across your dash - to the extent you get anything bad, it’s because someone you are following made a bad decision.
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
